So, apparently the Yankees' Jason Giambi has admitted to using steroids, and the Yankees are trying to void the $82 million left on his contract.

I thought, when I wrote that sentence, that I would have something to say about it. I really don't. Instead, I'll write a very mediocre song parody about it.

"That's What Creams Are For" (to the tune of "That's What Friends Are For")

And I never thought I'd hit this way
And as far as I'm concerned
I'm glad I got the chance to say
That I've been injecting steroids

And if they should ever go away
Well then I won't hit home runs
And all my skills will go away
But you still will have to pay me

A tumor, a tumor
That's what kept me out, but there's no link, for sure
That's what creams are for
Injecting, inhaling
I'll be gaining muscle mass some more
That's what creams are for

Well I started out real small
But now they're shrinking my left ball
And they want to void my contract

Oh and then for the lies that I have told
For the steroids I was sold
I will not live to be too old
Can you help me with this needle?

A tumor, a tumor
That's what kept me out, but there's no link, for sure
That's what creams are for
Injecting, inhaling
I'll be gaining muscle mass some more
That's what creams are for