Ten Worse Places For Bernard Kerik to have had an affair than the apartment rented to the police department overlooking Ground Zero

1. Apartment overlooking concentration camp
2. Judge's chambers in Scott Peterson case
3. Saddam Hussein's spider hole
4. Under President Bush's desk in the oval office
5. Apartment rented to fire department overlooking Ground Zero
6. Between the strands of Rudy Giuliani's combover
7. The West Bank
8. NBC Today Show studio with the glass window overlooking Rockefeller Center, er, Democracy Plaza
9. OJ Simpson's guest house
10. In his wife's bed, while she was in it