Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Painful Reading Assignments

"Pages 1 through the end"
"Only the odd-numbered lines"
"Skip the words that end in Y"
"All the books by Smith"
"Read it backwards"
"Lexis Cases 4D5Y812 through 4D6SZ127"
"Just the footnotes"
"The entire Internet"
"Everything ever written by that guy who wrote the Bible, I forget his name"