Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Friday, February 18, 2005

The Ten Worst Souvenirs They're Selling Outside "The Gates" in Central Park

1. Hula Gates
2. G.I. Gate
3. Tama-gate-chi
4. My Little Gate
5. E-Z Gate Oven
6. The Great Gatesby Action Figure
7. Cabbage Patch Gates
8. Tickle Me Gate
9. Gatesy Wetsy
10. Chia Gate