Course Selection Help

For 1Ls and 2Ls here, it is time for course selection. I am excited, in partnership with Vault and U.S. News & World Report, to announce a set of prestige rankings to guide 1Ls and 2Ls as they choose classes. Please be aware that all of the usual caveats regarding rankings apply - this is only one measurement of the value of the different attributes ranked, and should not be your only guide when choosing classes. Nevertheless, do be aware that the prestige of your classes will affect the quality of your resume. Thus, ignore at your own peril.

DAYS THE CLASS MEETS
1. Tuesday
2. Monday
3. Thursday
4. Friday
5. Wednesday
T6. Saturday
T6. Sunday

TYPES OF LETTERS IN COURSE NAME
1. Consonants
2. Vowels

PROFESSOR GENDER
1. Women
2. Men

EXAM TYPE
1. Eight-hour take-home
2. Three-hour in-class
3. Hybrid
4. Paper
5. No exam

PROFESSOR TENURE STATUS
1. Tenured
2. Not tenured

SEMESTER
T1. Fall
T1. Spring
3. Winter

LAPTOP POLICY
1. Laptops permitted
2. No laptops

NUMBER OF CREDITS
1. 3
2. 5
3. 1
4. 2
5. 4

PROFESSOR CHILD MOLESTATION STATUS
1. Does not molest children
2. Molests children
3. Has molested children in the past, but does not currently molest children

I hope these rankings have been helpful in choosing classes for next semester.