I just called Comcast to let them know that after the current billing cycle, they should cancel my cable TV. After pressing all the right buttons, I got to an automated message:

For disconnects, a representative is available Monday through Friday between the hours of 8 A.M. and 6 P.M. Please call back at your convenience.

Well... that's not quite right. I just called at my convenience. You want me to call back at your convenience. Don't tell me to call back at my convenience. That doesn't make any sense. Cable companies. Silly.