Happy Birthday, Grandma

My grandma turns 89 today. She ends up reading this stuff in paper form, every few weeks when my mom prints out a stack for her. She's really awesome, and even though she'd like to think she's my biggest fan, I think the way it actually works is that I'm her biggest fan. I'm pretty sure that if she'd been born fifty years later than she was, she'd be President by now. ;)