Not entirely dissimilar to an experience I had a few weeks ago getting falafel:

WOMAN: Can I get a falafel? No onions.
FALAFEL GUY: No onions?
WOMAN: No onions. Hey, is the pita bread made with onions?
FALAFEL GUY: Nope.
WOMAN: Okay. No onions. The tomato and onion salad. Does that have onions?
FALAFEL GUY: Yeah.
WOMAN: I said I want no onions.
FALAFEL GUY: Okay.
WOMAN: How about the onion rings? Onions?
FALAFEL GUY: Yeah.
WOMAN: I don’t want any onions.
FALAFEL GUY: Okay. No onion rings then. No tomato and onion salad. No onion yogurt dressing.
WOMAN: Oh, does that have onions?
FALAFEL GUY: Yeah.
WOMAN: Can I get it without the onions?
FALAFEL GUY: Nope. Already made.
WOMAN: How about the onion rings? Can I get those without the onions?
FALAFEL GUY: Nope. Already made.
WOMAN: How about just an onion, without the onion?
FALAFEL GUY: Nope, sorry.
MAN: Hey, can I get a falafel, no falafel?
FALAFEL GUY: Sure. Just some bread and vegetables and sauce?
MAN: Actually, can I get it without the bread too?
FALAFEL GUY: Sure.
MAN: And liquified.
FALAFEL GUY: Okay.
MAN: No onions.