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[clip from 2004 Democratic Debate; John Kerry speaking]
JOHN KERRY (in a monotone)
Under this administration, the trade deficit has grown by almost 50% and exports have fallen to an all-time low.
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[clip from 2004 Democratic Debate; John Edwards speaking]
Under my plan, almost two-thirds of all women earning less than seventeen thousand dollars a year will receive an education tax credit of up to six hundred dollars.
Remember where you were when Joe Lieberman shrugged his shoulders for the very first time? Or when Dennis Kucinich realized he couldn’t see over the podium.
[clip from 2004 Democratic Debate; Al Sharpton speaking]
There are bigger issues in this race. Issues like why the media continue to ignore me.
The good times, and the bad. The laughter, and the tears. We all remember this emotional moment:
[clip from 2004 Democratic Debate; Wesley Clark speaking]
WESLEY CLARK (in a monotone)
I am the only candidate on the stage with real foreign policy experience.
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[clip from 2004 Democratic Debate; Bob Graham speaking]
I am Florida Senator Bob Graham, and I am running for President because I believe there is a chance all of the other candidates will die in a fiery accident, and I will be the only one left.
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[clip from 2004 Democratic Debate; Dick Gephardt speaking]
One of the most important issues facing Americans today is how to get to me, Dick Gephardt, to stop running for President.
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[clip from 2004 Democratic Debate; Howard Dean speaking]
Apple strudel, Fahrvergnugen, Haagen-Dazs, Weinerschnitzel, AAAARGGGGGGH!
Plus, the original theatrical trailers, and commentary from former Ambassador Carol Moseley Braun.
[clip from 2004 Democratic Debate; Carol Moseley Braun speaking]
CAROL MOSELEY BRAUN
Oh, here’s where I stood too close to the microphone and encountered a slight bit of feedback. It was quite an embarrassing moment.
And, a behind-the-scenes tour of the debate sites, with 1988 Presidential hopeful Bruce Babbitt.
[clip from behind-the-scenes tour]
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[clip from 2004 Democratic Debate; Joe Lieberman speaking]
JOE LIEBERMAN (in a monotone)
We need to find a way to lower the cost of refinancing home mortgages in this country; we need moderate change for moderate problems; we need a leader who’s not afraid to listen.
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